Funny Christmas comics, jokes and quotes cards HD wallpaper: Feel the holiday cheer with these funny Christmas quotes and sayings. Christmas is one of the most festive and jolly holidays. Enjoy these funny Christmas quotes, may they bring a smile to your face. Share them with others to bring a laugh during a very hectic time of the year! Christmas is a time of year we should feel peace and joy, but sometimes the business of the season causes us stress and the feeling of being overwhelmed, let these funny quotes give you a smile and a minute to relax.

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I never get to see Santa Claus come down the chimney because I always get too tired and fall asleep from eating all his cookies while waiting for him. Theodore W. Higginsworth

 

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I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season. – Ashley Tisdale

 

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“Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That’s why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.” – Neil deGrasse Tyson

 

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Christmas is a blessing from God, I am thankful for you and may all your dreams come true. Merry Xmas greetings!

 

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Funny Christmas Quotes and Sayings

 

Do not listen to Mrs.Claus about the cookies. My cholesterol is fine. And I get plenty of exercise on Christmas Eve. Santa Claus; Amy Newmark, Chicken Soup for the Soul: Merry Christmas!

 

Laughter is the best medicine for this holiday, but if laugh with no reason then you need some medicine.

 

The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, “I can’t think of anything to give you, but here’s a new suitcase.” Afterwards, I was like, “What were you thinking, idiot?”

 

“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” – Matt Groening

 

One stunning messes ever created, it’s the mess created on the Christmas day at the table. Never clear it.

 

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~ Dave Barry

 

“Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.” – Harlan Miller

 

 

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